I called Bill and told him I was not going into work that morning and then fell back asleep.
I awoke at 9:00am alone. Mike had gone into work at 6:00am, as usual. I sit up and begin planning my day. Since Mike had the car at Moody, my choices were few.
I could sit online and chat with friends or read a book. Both of those choices sounded invigorating and I began logging into my various chat programs (ie iChat and yahoo messenger) when all of a sudden I remembered a notice, on the front door to our building, that I hadn't cared about for the past few weeks
Repairing Pipes
water off daily from 8:00am-4:00pm
As I was remembering this horrid notice I realized that I needed to use the restroom (what can I say? it had been 14 hours since I fell asleep!). Immeidently I called my dad to see if the toilet would flush when the water is off. I knew that on toilets with tanks you have 1 chance BUT we don't have a tank.
He didn't answer.
I decided that this question was important enough to bother Mike and work so I called him. He said that I should test the water and, if the water was on, that it may work. Not a very encouraging answer but I thought I'd try it.
So, after I go I push down the knobby thing to flush and nothing happens.
Not a sound.
"What do I do know?" I thought
About that time my dad calls back. "No, of course it won't flush without the water on" he said... condescendingly... making me think "man, I'm such a loser" (but little did I know that this thought would go through my head again very soon).
Dad told me that if I had 1 to 1 1/2 gallons of water to pour into the toilet, it would flush.
"WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET WATER FORM WHEN THE WATER IS TURNED OFF?? IF I HAD WATER, I WOULDN'T BE IN THIS SITUATION!" I calmly explained. He then said that there is still water in the pipes that I could use so I took down my 3-gallon pot and began filling it with water.
"Only 1-gallon, darn. Can I use a different liquid" I asked, eying the nasty 1/2 gallon of juice I had bought the weekend before (partially happy to have an excuse to throw it out without technically wasting it--it was seriously nasty stuff). He said that any liquid would work so I added the juice to my water and took it into the bathroom.
I pour it into the toilet and to my delight, it works! The toilet is "flushed" but I begin to realize, what I consider to be, a bigger problem...
The new, juice smell, is worse than the previous smell and I quickly left the bathroom before I vomited.
I now had a different situation and no way to solve it. There was no more water in the house to put down to toilet to eliminate the juice smell and I hadn't taken a shower after my intense soccer game on Thursday night and felt pretty nasty with all the sweat that had dried on my body overnight.
I decided to suck it up, put a handkerchief in my disheveled hair and walk to Walgreens. There I paid $3 for 2 gallons of water and began the trek home.
Man, 2 gallons of water is alot heavier when you have just under 1/2 mile to walk.
I get home, pour the water into the toilet, am alittle disappointed that the room still smells like juice but am hopeful that when Mike returns home he won't notice.
To make the next few hours not drag out, I drink alot of water when I'm not feeling well and about 45 minutes after the 2nd water experiment, I have to pee. With no more water in the house, I decided that pee isn't as bad as juice and just go--leaving the unflushed toilet for a couple hours until the water is back on.
The End.